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你好 Hello.
他们都称我为厄运人 They oall me DoomHoad.
我并不 自 称厄运人 但他们这么称呼 Now, I don't call myselt DocmHoad, mlnd you, hut they do.
他们 是谁 Who's they?
是一些神秘的人 Well, scme mystorlous tolks...
给我很 多钱让我干这一行 that pay me a whole lot of scratch to do what I do.
而我在这一行 对你来说很不幸的 是 And what I do, untortunately tor you...
我干 的很 出 色 I do real well.
现在 Now.
有一点跟你说清楚 Let's get one thlng between us straight.
我绝不是小 丑 I ain't no fucking clown.
虽然 巴纳姆先生说 Now, Mr. P.T. Barnum may clalm clowns are the pegs...
小 丑是马戏团 的 支柱 on whlch this circus ls hung...
但我绝不是小 丑 hut I ain't no fucking clcwn.
你可能 以为坐在你面前的满脸油彩的演员 You may thlnk you soe a groasepalnted pertormer sitting hefore you...
通常会 引 发观众 的娱乐反应 whc would usuaily elicit an amused response from an audience...
但相信我 hut trust me...
你看到 的不是 you do not.
我不是来逗你开心的 I'm nct here to make you happy.
我不是来照亮你阴郁的一天 I'm not here to hrlghten your dismal day...
更不是要 引 起什么娱乐反应 and I am certainly not here to elicit an amused response.
我是来结束你可悲的一生 I am here to end your mlserahle fucking llfe.
但首先 But flrst...
首先 Flrst...
我要先给你讲个故事 I'm gonna hless you with a story.
看 我不认为你听到 的 最后声音 See, I don't thlnk the last sound to puncture your ear drums...
应该是你身体肢解的声音 should oe the twang cf your hody felling apart.
啪嗒 Snap.
咯吱 Crunch.
有个有意思的 事实 interesting fect...
你知不知道一只蟑螂 did you kncw that a cockroach...
没 了 脑袋之后依然能存活1 68小 时吗 can llve up to 168 hours wlthcut a head?
我知道 I know.
我觉得这很奇妙 I flnd this... fascinating.
但真正让我惊讶的 But what realty blows my fucking marbles...
就像50美分的讨厌鬼 llke a 50cent skank...
真正让人惊讶的 I mean the real mlndfucker...
是这个掉了的脑袋在几个小时内 Is that for several more hours this same decapitated head...
依然还能为耶稣坚持下去 wlll keep on trucking fer Jesus.
当 然前提是有充足营养 的话 if properly nourished, cf course.
总之 你这一辈干算不错 了 Ycu know' all In all, you've got a pretty good run.
但在 内 心深处 But deep dcwn inside...
你肯定知道总有结束的一刻 you must have known it all had to end somewhere.
或许就是在此时此地 Mlght as well be here. Mlght as well be now.
或许就是死在我手上 And it mlght as well oe with me.
我老婆在哪儿 Where's my wife?
你们这些变态把我老婆怎么样了 What did you slck oastards do to my oeautlful wlfo?
她是两个可爱 女孩的母亲 She's the mother of our two heautlful glrls.
丽贝卡 约 瑟芬 她们都很可爱 Rehecca, Josephine, they're oeautlful.
就跟她一样求你了 They're just llke her, please.
我知道她在哪儿 I know where she ls.
我认识的两个小丑喜欢上了她 Two little clowns I know took a fancy to her.
所以我觉得她可能会多活一会 So I thlnk she mlght oe sticking around for a hlt, huh?
尽管我行走在死亡的阴影之谷中但我并不惧怕邪恶 ...though I walk through the valley cf the shadow of death I foar no evll...
真是的 Christ almighty...
你们这些信仰耶稣的人也太敏感了 you Jesus freaks are so fucking sensitive, huh?
真是的 Shlt.
你应该感谢我 You should be thanking me, man.
我要把你直接送到天国之门 I'm sending you straight to the fucking pearly gates...
给你一张头等舱的机票 with a flrstclass ticket.
我要先道个歉这斧头刃没有磨 I should apologize In advance for not sharpening this thlng.
可能需要多砍几下 it might take a coupie of extra whacks.
听我说 听我说 Listen to me. Listen to me.
求你了 我求你了 我求你了 Please, I'm begging you. I'm begging you.
你不必. . . 你不必这么做 You don't have... You don't have to do this.
你不必... 你不必这么做 You don't... You don,t have to do this.
我俩都可以一走了之 We can hoth walk away.
只要把乔治娜交给我 Brlng Georgina to me.
放我们 走 我们不会说出 去的 And you let us walk away, no one would know.
得了吧 不 不 Fuck it. No, ncl
俗话说得好 KImosabe You know what they say, Klmosahe.
在地狱里 In Hell...
人人都爱爆米花 everyoody loves popcorn.
混蛋 Mothertucker.
二号 Number fucking two.
喂 兰迪 但愿你知道E是代表 "空" 不是 "吃" Hey, Randy, man, I hope you know that "E" stands fer ,'empty", not ',eat."
我是饿了但这不可能 I am hungry, hut that's not posslole.
看看 Check it.
吸我的蛋蛋吧 Suck my mothertucklng halls.
还是不了 No, thanks.
用这么质量差的设备我怎么工作 How am I supposed to work with this inforlor goddamn equipment?
如今的女人都这么称呼男人的鸡鸡吗 Is that what the ladles are calling it now?
相信我的鸡鸡质量一点不差 Trust me, my doowally's working flne.
喂 听着 Hey' icok here boy...
如 果这太车在这种荒野抛锚了 if this monster hreak down here In the ass of nowhere...
你小干就得下去推车 you gonna get your lard ass out there and you gonna push...
用屁股顶着保险杆 with the oumper up your ass.
维纳斯 我觉得是时候 Venus, I thlnk it mlght he tlme...
把大猩猩请出来了 to brlng back the glrl lnto a gorlila lllusicn.
你们还有个太猩猩？ 是的 我有个太猩猩 You all got a gorilla? Yeah, I get a fucking gorilla.
就在我裤裆里 我称之为金刚 He's In my pants. I call hlm Klng Dong.
喂 菲力 Hey, fllly.
你是在开玩笑吧 我没有 I assume you're joking. I am not.
我们有很多麻烦事了 And haven't we got enough to wcrry about...
你别再搞新节目了 without you framing up a new show?
而且哪有人演这新节目 I mean' besides, who's gonna hustle this other shlt?
你以为我想当个技工吗 Yeu thlnk I want to oe a fucking mechanic?
一辈干都在维修死亡陷阱？ Fixing these death traps the rest cf my llfe?
我是有梦想的 I mean, I got dreams.
这梦想中并没有在摩天轮的齿轮中 And they do nct include yanking some kld's chewed up arm...
拉出被挤掉的孩干胳膊 out of the gears of a TlltaWhlrl.
宝贝 我也有梦想 你去追逐吧 Baoy, I got dreams, tco. You go for it.
别碰我 Get the fuck off me.
喂 宝贝 Hey' baby glrl...
你对后面的那个新人怎么看 I mean' what do you thlnk about that talent back there?
那个胸部不正的女人 I mean' the one with the icpslded hlgh beams.
不知道她是喝醉了还是白痴 I mean, I don't know if she's drunk or retarded.
没搞错吧 Seriously?
她能在T台上扭来扭去 She's gonna twitch and ltch her ass ail around the midway.
就像所有的新人那样 Just llke all the new hahles do.
可这正是我担心的 But that's why I afraid.
又一波太便要来了 A new wave of crap's coming.
你的这个节目叫什么 Sc what exactly ls the name of this shcw cf yours?
好 听着 Ckay, dig this.
GbouIdInI教授的疯狂猩猩怪兽表演 Frofessor Ghouldlnl's Mad Gorilla Monster Show.
我肯定愿看这个节目 I'd go see that show.
这名字有些吸引力 The name's got scme grao...
但你依然缺个丛林女郎 out you're still mlnus one jungle glrl.
我可以演丛林女郎 I could oe a jungle glrl.
我高中退学前上过表演课 I tock a acting class oefore I left hlgh school.
你就先闭嘴一会 Just shut the fuck up for two seconds.
可以让查理来表演 That's where Charly glrl comes In.
查理一点不像婆罗洲的女野人 Charly haroly looks llke a wlld woman of Borneo.
而且 你知道她是另一个节目的主演 And besides' you know that she ls my main hustle In the giriy shcw.
我们不用婆罗洲做背景 Ckay, we dump the whole Borneo shlt, okay?
用新的背景 We work a new angle.
乡下人10年前就看腻了 The yckeis had burnt out on that yarn ten years agc.
乡下人是什么意思 What's a yokel?
这么好的大麻叫什么 What's the word on this wacky weed...
这晴朗的日干亲爱的查理 this flne sunny, sunny day, sweet Gharly glrl?
中西部说亲爱的查理 她有上好的Rasta太麻 The Midwest says sweet Charly, she got some sweet Rasta shlt.
我亲爱的查理 My sweet Charly...
给我抽一口 pass your brothers a hlt.
这不是我的 宝贝 it ain't mlne, haoy.
是啊 宝贝 Yeah, haoy ooy.
我得看着点路 I got to keep my eyes on the rcad.
这太麻劲道足 Thls shit's the real deal.
你俩能受得了吗 Thlnk you two can handle it?
我尽力 我尽力 I try, I try.
第一口免费 Flrst hlt's free.
然后你展开这绿色 After that you lay out the green...
在查理变得很凶蛮之前 hefore Charly gets too mean.
天 我擅长此道 Shlt, woman, I'm good fer it.
利文我要进去一下 Levon, I get to get In there.
利文 走开 Levon. Gc away.
喂 这不是利文的节目 Hey, it aln,t the Levon shcw.
走开 拜托 Go away. Come on' man.
我得进去拿点东西 我得. . . I just got to get something out cf the... i got to get...
该死的 没看见我正忙着吗 Goddamn, man, can't you see I'm husy oack here?
天 这么 多女人 Shlt' that's a ict of woman.
有什么要紧的 事 还得闯进我的爱巢 Yeah, what you want that's so important you got to crash my love den?
你要让他患心脏病的 You're going to glve that man a heart attack.
再讲一遍 我没听懂 谁有蛋糕 Tell it agaln, I don't get it. Who had the cake?
真是的 这次你专心听 Christ, hltch, pay attention this tlme.
曾 有一个叫 哈罗德的 小 男 孩 There was a hoy named Harold.
撞见他的祖父母在做爱 Welked In on hls grandparents having sex.
就像这混蛋今天撞见我这样 Fretty much llke this asshole don' walked In on me.
哈罗德说 ： 奶奶 你在干什么 Harold sald, "Grandma! What are you dolng?"
奶奶说 ： 我们在做蛋糕 Grandma say, "Well, we haklng a cake.
几天后 哈罗德说 ： A few days later, Harold say...
奶奶 你昨 晚跟爷爷做蛋糕 了 吗 "Grandma, was you and Grandpa oaklng a cake last nlght?
奶奶说 ： 是的 Grandma says, "Matter of fact' we was.
你怎么知道的 How do you know?,,
哈罗德说 ： 因 为我刚在沙发上舔 了 一些糖霜 Harold say, "Because I just licked scme frosting oft the couch."
我还是没听懂 I still don't get it.
糖霜 是哪儿 来的 The frosting, where did it come from?
是从老头的鸡鸡里 The old man's dlck.
糖霜就是老头的精液 The old oastard's jlzz was the frosting.
你好 刚 果 我想你 了 Hello, Congo. How I missed you.
拜托 罗斯科 你快滚出 去吧 Ccme on, Roscoe, go get your ass out of here.
我这就出 去 你们 觉得怎么样 I,ll get out In a second. What do you thlnk?
我觉得挺好看的 这可不好看 I thlnk it's cute. it isn't cute.
我也觉得好看 So do l.
罗斯科 你快滚 你走吧 Rosco' get your ass out of here. You got to go' now, man.
走吧 真是的 Go on, man. Goddamn.
被你败 了 兴致 过来 Spoiled the... Come here.
喂 看 Hey, see?
依然很好看 it still looks ooss. Ckay?
好吧 我会考虑的 只 需要洗一下 Ckay, I,ll thlnk aoout it. I just have to clean it up a little.
我会考虑的 金刚 我会考虑的 I'll thlnk ahout it, Klng Dong, I'll thlnk aoout it.
喂 老头 Hey, oldle.
今天还有油 吗 Got any gas today?
这毕竟是个加 油站 不是吗 it's a cccksucklng gas station, aln,t it?
那好 那就赶快给车加 油 啊 All rlght then, fill up this olg hltch pronto.
你们这破车上 Any cf you dumo cunts...
有哪个笨蛋识字吗 in that rldlculcus machine know hcw to read?
还是依然只看得懂手语 Cr are you still uslng slgn language?
是的 老头 我识字 Yeah, old man' I know how to read.
那就看着哭 吧 （ 自 助加 油站 ） Then read it and weep, genius.
垃圾标牌 Bad slgn.
这世上的懒汉真 多啊 Got a whole lot of lazy effors here In this world, man.
看我漂亮吗 老爹 You digging what you see, pops?
没错 I reckon I do.
你可 以称呼我里奥 You can call me Leo.
有艳福 的 里奥 你懂的 Lucky Leo, if you know what I mean.
是吗 你觉得有艳福 吗 Really? Do you feel lucky?
我在后面有个床垫 I got a mattress out hack...
还有几杯酒 and a couple of jugs of gut burner.
相信我 里奥 Trust me, Lec.
你这老骨头肯定会被我折腾死 Yeur prehistoric ticker couldn't survive the rlde.
查理 Charly...
别跟当 地人胡 闹 Stop fucking with the locals.
你省省 吧 Glve me a hreak.
我只 是在交朋友 I'm just making friends.
你想做我的朋友 吧 里奥 You want to he my friend, don't you, Leo?
那是肯定的 You know I do.
看 只 是交朋友 See? Just making friends.
你的朋友 已经够 多 的 了 You've had enough friends for a lifetime.
木偶真不错 里奥 Nlce puppets, Leo.
你玩这 东西？ You play with that stuff?
我相信是的 I het you do.
上帝每天为我祈祷 The good Lord pray me for every day
他要我别 走正道 He want me to ieave a righteous way
所 以我不管 白 人怎么说 So I don't care what the whlte man say
圣诞老人就是个黑人 Santa Claus ls a hlack man
我考虑 等我们有时间 You know' I'm thinking man' when we get curself a break...
我们该去旋转木马看看音 响 we need to check out the sound system In the carousel.
那里 的 音 响特别棒 Man' them speakers, man' they shot up to shlt.
看来我真是老 了 Sericusiy though, it looks llke I'm ioslng my shlt.
我平时的前额不是这样的 I dcn,t normally have this much forehead.
这么快就有皱纹 了 Teo young for that.
喂 听着 岁 月 是把杀猪刀 Hey, man, look, it gonna do what it gonna do.
你说的倒轻巧 Yeah, but that's easy for you to say.
岁 月 可没在你的脸上留下痕迹 Shit take a goddamn nuclear blast to damage that foxy do of yours.
我就惨 了 再也演不 了 艾萨克 ' 海耶斯 了 My shlt goes south. I can't do no Isaac Hayes.
你能教我们点什么吗 Wlll you teach us something?
我可 以教你们 我不会让任何人伤 害你们 I'm gonna teach you something. I'm not gonna let anyone hurt you.
干这一行 你们 只 需要知道四 点 There's only four things you need to know about this career.
这就是一切 的答案 Thls ls the answer to it all!
好 了 All rlght.
舔 舔 舔 Sucky' sucky' sucky.
操 操 操 Fucky' fucky' fucky.
水 水 水 Julcy' julcy, julcy.
钱 钱 钱 Money' money' money!
嗨 木手 Hey, sallcr.
你的船上有 多少船员啊 How many seaman you got In that tln can?
已经过多 了 Teo many.
怎么 你想搭车？ Why, you need a llft?
可能吧 Mayoe.
很小 的空间就能容下我 I could flt In very tlght spaces.
我信 I bet you can.
我也能 So can l.
你们要去杰克逊打猎吗 Y'all headed up Jackson way to go hunting?
不 我们 是要去哈利维尔 No' we're just plowing straight on through to Harleyvllie.
打算去打猎吗 Planning on dolng scme hunting?
不 你为什么关心我去不去打猎 No. Why are you so concerned with me going hunting?
只 是随便问 问 Just wondering.
你很有那种猎人的 气质 You get that domineering great white hunter vlbe.
这是天生 的 Yeah, it just comes natural.
但我们 的车上并没什么枪支 But we ain't got nothing about any firearms on this truck...
只 除 了 一个坏 了 的短枪 other than a ousted cld shotgun.
用 它 做什么呢 What's it for?
顶开天窗 Propping open the alr vent.
如 果你们碰到危 险怎么办 What if you get In a jam?
那我就 Woll then I guess I...
拿出 我的铁棍 bust cut my cid trusty crowbar...
再靠这一身肌肉 and back it up with one of these guns.
啪 回 头见 太力木手 Fop. See you later, Fopeye.
我要去吃些菠菜 I'ma go get me some spinach.
没错 Yoah' you are.
这是月 亮人万圣节派对 That's the Mcon Man Halloween Party...
在这个狼嚎的夜晚 on the nlght that was made for howilng.
我们有请狼人杰克 ...we hrlng you the Welf Man Jack...
假扮的坟墓滚球 MakeBelleve Graveyard Ball.
主演是乐 队的主唱 狼人杰克 Starring the ieader of the gang at the fang, Welf Man Jack.
天啊 晚上好 Ch' boy. Good evening and...
该死 Ch, shlt.
这是什么东西 What the fuck is this shlt?
我们正举行土豆怪兽派对 ...we got our blg Monster Mash Party going here.
胖干 你怎么停车 了 Ye, Fats, why are you stopping?
只 是因 为某些乡 下人在路 中 间 Just because some hllibilly sets up a Hailoween Iala...
放 了 些万圣节目稻草人 In the middle cf the goddamn road.
去把它们拿开啊 为什么我去 Move this shlt to the slde of the road. Why me?
拜托 你知道你下车比兰迪更方便 Come on' man, you kncw it's easier for you to get out than it ls for Randy.
谢谢 Thank you.
猴干先生 我跟你一起去 Mr. Monkey, I'll go with you.
你要小心那些对你不怀好意的 男 人 Yeu ought to know what man checks you.
喂 熊猫 醒醒 下车来帮我们 Hey, Fanda, wake up. Ccme on out and help us.
真是的 我正舒服着呢 Jesus Christ, every tlme I get comfertaole.
告诉你们 这是个盛太 的派对 I'm telling you this ls one olgtlme party.
这是什么东西 What the hell Is this?
这是伏都教 Thls voodoo, man.
管它 什么教 我们把它们挪到一边 Voodoo schmcodoo, let's move this stuff off.
快走 Come on' go.
怎么 回 事 What the fuck?
快走啊 Come on go!
该死 Ch, shltl
狼人杰克节 目 The Wolf Man Jack Shcw.
任何美好都有结束的一刻 Well, I say all good things got to come to an end...
现在就是我们 的节目 目 结束的 时候 了 and this ls the end of the llne fer us today.
我很高兴有你们一起参加 And we sure have enjoyed having you's all here with me and everything.
相信你们 也很高兴参加 了 And I know y'all have erjcyed oelng had.
下次继续来参加 记住 Come oack next tlme, and rememher...
狼人爱你们所有人 太家再见 the old Wolf Man loves y'all. Bye, everyhody.
我欢迎你们 的到来 I old you welcome...
无名 的和编号的 oh, nameless and numbered ones.
今晚 我们要玩 " 三十一 " Tonight, we are going to play 81 .
三十一是什么 What ls 31 ' pray tell?
三十一就是战争 Well, 81 ls war.
正像俗话 中 说的那样 And as the old saying goes...
战争就是地狱 war ls hell.
在整整1 20秒之后 我们就开始 In exactly 120 seconds, we wlll oegln.
你们要做的 And all you have to do...
就是存活1 2小 时 ls survive 12 hours...
在我们 自 己 的 小 小地狱 中 inside the walls of cur own private little hell.
现在 And now...
是诸位活下去的可能性 for the survival cdds, as we see flt.
一号 1 /50 Number cne' 50 to 1 .
二号 1 /500 Number two, 500 to 1 .
三号 1 /100 Number three' 100 to 1 .
四 号 1 /60 Number four, 60 to 1 .
五号 1 /500 Number flve, 500 to 1 .
现在 你们要活下去该怎么做呢 Now, what do you have to do to survive?
不要怕 Fear not.
我们今晚为你们准备 了 几个多彩的人 We have some very colortul heads for you tonight.
他们来这里有个 目 的 And they're here for one reason...
也只有一个 目 的 and for one reason cnly.
用 最残忍的 方式杀 了 你们 Te klll you In the most violent way pcsslhle.
睁太你们 的 眼睛看吧 Feast your eyes and oehold.
变态人 SIckHead.
万圣节快乐 各位 Happy Hailoween, motherfuckers.
五号 Number flve.
金发女 我要狠狠的 干你 Blond whcre. I'm going to hang you hard.
四 号 废物流浪汉 Numher four. Worthless tramp.
三号 笨蛋外 国佬 Number three. Retarded gringo.
白 痴 Stupid.
二号 Number two.
老贱人 TIred little bltch.
一号 Number one.
人渣 Filthy scum.
来场 比赛会很好 A competition wlll oe nlce.
不要因 为 Now, do not be fooled...
他的个头就看不起他 oy the manheast I put hefore you.
他是个真正 的世界级的武士 Thls ls a true worldclass warrior.
他活着就是为 了 杀人 He llves to klll.
病态人在这 美好的夜晚不会手下 留情的 SlckHead wlll not go gentle lnto this good nlght.
我不会的 No, I won't.
三十一现在开始 Thlrtyone has hegun!
欢迎参加 三十一 Welcome to 81 .
你们有整整1 2小 时的 比赛时间 Yeu now have exactly 12 hours to play.
万圣节目快乐 Happy Halloween.
混蛋 Fucker.
天啊 Jesus' man.
你差点' ' ' 可不是嘛 You almost goddamn it... No shlt.
看到有别人 了 吗 没有 See anyoody else? Negative.
人的适应能力很强 The average human ls qulte reslilent.
刚 才还很反感的 事 Events that disgust us one minute...
转眼就能被人接受 quickly become infinitely acceptable the next.
有时候 柔弱 的人越能打 Sometimes, the weak ones have the mcst flght...
但也许是因 为运气好 or perhaps they're just the luckiest, I don't know.
但就像我们 常说的那样 But as we llke to say around here...
手段越狠 运气就越好 the dirtier you work, the luckier you get.
好像是这个房间传来的 Sounds llke it's coming from this rocm.
可能是个陷阱 这整件事就是个陷阱 it cculd he a trap. Thls whole goddamn ouslness ls a trap.
好 好 我把门打开 Ckay' okay, I'm going to sllde the door.
你准备好棍干 Get ready with the plpe.
拉下来 Full it off.
我还以为 是查理 I thought it was Charly.
我头一次这么开心我错 了 I've never been so fucking happy I was wrong.
天 Fuck.
这是什么地方啊 What Is this fucking place?
四 号 Number four.
你怕 吗 Are you afraid?
你在找我吗 Are you looking for me?
我来 了 Here I am.
打开门 Cpen the fucking gate.
我要把这刀 干捅进你的屁股里 I'm going to put this fucking knlfe so far up your fucking ass.
我可能会喜欢的 I mlght llke that.
你是个该死 的吉娃娃 You're a fucking Chihuahua.
你觉得好笑 吗 Yeu thlnk it's funny?
你挺搞笑 的 You are funny.
打开门 Cpen the fucking gate.
你去死 Fuck you.
我会去找你的 I'm coming fer you, ooy.
四 号总是第一个死 Numher feur always dles flrst.
我们会关系处的很好 We're going to get so friendly...
这会让你送命 it's going to klll you.
我会去找你的 I'm fucking ccmlng for you.
走着瞧 娘娘腔 We'll see, fagot.
打开门 Cpen the fucking gate.
打开门 "Cpen the fucking gate."
我会去找你的 I'm coming for you.
我会去找你的 我会去找你的 "I'm ccmlng for you.,' I'm fucking coming for you.
我会去找你的 "I'm fucking ccmlng for you."
不请吃就捣蛋 你死定 了 Trlck or treat, you are dead...
我要打烂你的头 I wlll smash your fucking head.
不请吃就捣蛋 你死定 了 Trlck or treat, you are dead...
我要打烂你的头 I wlll smash your fucking head.
不请吃就捣蛋 你死定 了 Trlck or treat, you are dead...
我要打烂你的头 I wlll smash your fucking head.
不请吃就捣蛋 你死定 了 Trlck or treat, you are dead...
我要打烂你的头 I wlll smash your fucking head!
你的棍干悠着点 Glrll Cool it with the hat.
我是 自 己人 I'm on your slde.
来 孩干 我们 离开这里 吧 Ccme on ncw' child' let's get the fuck out cf here.
操 混蛋 Fuck. Goddamn bltch.
你真是棒球强击手 You something with that slugger.
他死 了 吗 不知道 Is he dead? I don't know.
这混蛋 我应该打段 了 他的脖干 Son of a hltch, I thlnk I oroke hls neck.
他伤到我哪儿 了 Shlt, where did he get me?
应该是你的肩 胛 该死 I thlnk In the shoulder hlade. Fuckl
我必须止血 来 按住这里 I get to stcp the bleeding. Here, put some pressure here.
天 God!
该死 Fuck that...
你好 贱人 Hello' whore. Hellc, bltch.
来啊 离我远点 Ccme one. Get away from me!
离我远点 Get away frcm me. Ccme on.
走开 我要捅进你屁股里 Come on. Get away. I'll stlck it rlght up your ass.
来啊 Come on.
你想跟我玩玩吗 You want to play with me, hltch?
来 过来 我来 了 Come here. Yos, I'm going.
你是疯干 你喜欢吗 You're crazy. Do you want it?
我喜欢这样 I llke it that way.
现在谁才是贱人 Who ls the oltch now, huh?
你喜欢吗 You want?
你想跟我玩玩吗 是的 You want to play with me? Yes.
你是疯干 贱人 You're crazy, hltch.
我已经疯 了 I'm cut of my mlnd.
跑啊 贱人 跑啊 Run, hltch. Run.
跑啊 跑啊 Run. Run.
跑啊 跑啊 跑啊 跑啊 Run. Run, run, run.
你赶快跑吧 五号 You oetter run, numoer flve.
因 为我要杀 了 四 号 'Cause I'm gonna go klli number four...
然后再回 来找你 and then I'm gonna come back for you...
再慢慢的杀死你 and I'm gonna klll you nlce and slow.
好吗 去藏起来吧 Ckay? Run and hlde.
去藏起来 该死 的 Go hlde. Fuck!
去藏起来 Go hlde.
天 Damn.
还有1 0小 时43分钟 Ten hours and fortythree minutes.
一切依然有可能 Anything can still happen.
你好 娘娘腔 Hello, fagot.
你还好吗 How are you?
你 以为我走 了 不 你欠我的钱 You thought I left. No, you cwe me money.
不记得 了 吗 笨蛋 不记得 了 吗 Don't you remember, dickhead? Don't you remember?
你想怎么死 How do you want to dle' huh?
你想怎么死 How do you want to dle?
疼吗 Does that hurt' huh?
你没事吧 Are you okay?
我还以为 咱 俩是兄弟 I thought you were my orother.
你去死 你去死 Fuck you, hoy. Fuck you.
你去死 你去死 Fuck you. Fuck you.
你去死 你去死 Fuck you! Fuck you.
你. . . Fuck...
你想死 了 吗 You ready to dle?
你就动手吧 Just fucking do it.
你就动手吧 Just fucking do ltl
你在 哪儿 Where are you?
狼来 了 The wolf ls here.
你在 哪儿 小贱人 Where are you, little hltch?
你在 哪儿 Where are you?
你想跟魔鬼玩耍 You want to play with the devll.
狼来 了 The wolf ls here.
你在 哪儿 Where are you' huh?
五号 Number flve.
等等 你听到 了 吗 Hold up, do you hear that?
查理 Charly.
走开 Get away!
二振 给我棍干 Strike two. GIve me the bat.
给我棍干 Glve me the hat.
今天你要死干 自 己 的愚蠢 Tcday you're going to dle for oelng stupid.
过来 Ccme here.
我要给你个狠的 I'm gclng to glve you a hard one.
你真行 贱人 Yeu've got it, oltch.
再来 Agaln.
放开我 Let go cf me.
我的棍干呢 My fucking oatl
有我呢 兄弟 有我呢 I got you, hrother. I got you.
想不到竟然发生这种事 I can't helleve this ls happening.
没事的 有我呢 it's all rlght. I got you.
我还太年轻 太英俊 I'm tco young. Teo pretty.
我知道 我知道 I know, haoy. I know.
喂 熊猫 什么 Hey, Fanda. Yeah, haoy.
你妈妈 Your momma...
她' ' ' 不 She... No.
她说过她也是我妈妈 She sald she was my mcmma, too.
虽然不是 自 己生 的 但也 当 儿 干看待 That I was her son from another mother.
她说' ' ' 你就是我最好的兄弟 She say... You the orother, llke no other, yes.
我' ' ' 我感觉 I... l foel...
我感觉疲倦 I foel tlred.
非 常非 常疲倦 Really, really tlred.
天啊 天啊 Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.
没想到今年这么快就死 了 第一个人 I do oelleve the flrst klll came rather gulckly this year.
我很失望 I'm rather disappointed.
第一个总是很平淡 The flrst one always does.
第二个才有戏剧性 it's the second one, the second one has all the drama.
我的确希望剩 下 的 内容 中 Well, I certainly hope we see a oetter showing
能有更好的节目 目 from the remaining remnants.
我们会看到 的 我们会看到 的 We shall see, we shall see.
随着进入我们不 间 段的三十一的第三个小 时 As we sllp lnto our thlrd hour of nonstop 81 action...
来享用 一顿精美的 晚餐 come and erjoy some exgulslte dining.
你们要尝 尝牛 肉腰干派 You may want to try the steak kidney ple...
还有烤苹果奶酥 followed oy the apple crumole.
很美味 Delicious.
对你们其 中 一个来说 Fcr one of you...
这很可能是你最后 的 晚餐 this, cf course, mlght he your last supper.
这些变态 Those twisted fuckers.
该死 Fuck.
做的真不错 Thls ls impressive.
我不得不承认 这个布置 I hate to admlt, hut this layout...
比我妈做的新年大餐都要好 oh' man' it locks better than me mother's New Year's brunch.
我估计里面都掺 了 老 鼠药 Yeah, and I assume it's all laced with rat poisoning.
我倒觉得这饭菜很安全 No, I'm relatively sure it's safe.
没搞错？ Seriously?
你怎么能这么说 What cculd possibly make you say that?
因 为我们在玩他们 的游戏 Because we're playing thelr game.
不管 了 不管 了 Fuck it. Fuck it, fuck it.
我饿的都前胸贴到后背 了 My stomach's so empty, it's touching me oack.
好 Yeah' man.
你觉得好吃？ Are you erjoylng that?
是啊 Yeah' man.
我能感觉到 I feel it.
感觉到你们都在看着我 I feel all cf y'all looking at me.
看不起我 别 You're judging. Don't.
我不是石头做的 I ain't made of stone.
我刚 才 的经历 Look' man. What happened to me' man...
利 文死 的大惨 了 Levon back there, man, it's fucking horrible.
他是我在世上最好的朋友 I mean, man, he was my bestest friend In the whole goddamn world...
我认识他比你们 久多 了 before any of you mothers come In the picture!
我手上都是你好友 的血 Your bestest friend's blood Is ail over my hands.
所 以我要活下去 And that's why I and I gonna stay allve.
我可不想饿着肚干干 I don't do it on an empty stomach.
因 此你们几个 So you, you and you...
我建议你们 也一起吃 I suggest y'all do the same thlng.
不管 了 Fuck it.
他们应该在看着我们 吧 I take it they're out watching us, rlght?
他们肯定是在看着 You bet your sweet skunk ass they're watching.
还能听到我们 And listening.
因 此有什么想法都不要说出 来 Sc keep your oreathy thoughts to yourself.
我们 能行的 只要我们在一起 You know' we can do this. We just have to stay together.
查理 Charly.
怎么 了 What?
你脑干里在想什么 What ls going on inside your head?
你想知道我脑干里在想什么？ You want to know what's gclng on inside my head?
我告诉你我脑干里在想什么 I,ll fucking tell you what's gclng on inside my head.
我们 需要更好的武器 We need hetter weapons than this shlt.
你说的 没错 You're goddamn rlght, glrly.
谁还记得去年万圣节 的故事 Hey' anybody remember that stcry last year, Halloween...
一个教会 团体失踪 了 that church grcup that went missing?
是的 我记得听说过这件事 Yeah, I rememher hearing something aoout that.
最近新闻报道 了 警方发现 了 牧师的尸 体 Just recently on the TV they found the hody of the pastor...
在垃圾箱里 腐烂在垃圾箱里 了 In the dumpster. ...rotting In dumpster.
天啊 我们 也会这样 Holy shlt. That's gonna he us.
拜托 只有新闻上简短提一下 Come on. No, twosecond news story.
然后就没人记得我们 了 You know, and we're fergotten.
好 了 好 了 我不会忘记你们 All rlght, all rlght, all rlght. Not oy me.
别 吃 了 Stop eating.
怎么 了 Why, why, what wrong?
吐 出 来 Splt it cut.
我们 离开这里 Let's get the fuck out of here.
怎么会 What the fuck?
我真心希望你们享用 了 I sincerely hope you all erjoyed...
你们 富含蛋 白 质 的食物 your protelnenrlched ncurlshments.
第一个重新评估 的生存概率如 下 The flrst reassessment cf the standings are as fellows.
一号 1 /50 Number one, 50 to 1 odds.
三号 1 /90 Number three at 90 to 1 .
二号 1 /300 Number two at 300 to 1 .
最后是五号 1 /400 And last but not ieast ls number flve, 400 to 1 .
女士们先生们 男 人女人们 各年龄段的孩干们 Ladles and gentlemen, ocys and glrls, children of all ages...
在剩 下 的整整9个小 时 中 with exactly nlne hours left to play...
我请出 神经人和他的弟弟 I glve you FsychoHead and hls orother...
疯狂的 分裂人 the manlacaliy mental SchizoHead.
他们有两个人 别 分散 There's two of them. Don't scatter.
我的天 Ch' goddamn.
今年我们 没任何可担心的 弟弟 We ain't got a fucking thlng to wcrry about this year, brother.
看看这些不 中 用 的人 Look at these scrry sacks cf wasted meat shit.
你们在注意听 了 吗 混蛋们 Do we ha们ycur attentlcn new, mother fuckers?
你闻到 了 吗 You smell that?
我觉得他们 已经在尿裤干 了 Well, I thlnk they're already pissing In thelr pants.
你们 以为 比我们 强 Yoah. Now, you thlnk you get one over...
因 为你们杀 了 那个矮干变态人 because you took cut that little shot glass bltch SlckHead.
他什么都不是 Well, he isn't worth a shlt.
他唯一擅长 的就是放炮 The only thlng he's good for is shooting out of a fucking cannon.
可这里没有大炮 你看到大炮 了 吗 And I don't see a fucking cannon. Do you see a fucking cannon?
没有太炮 No cannon.
也就是说你们杀的算不上男 人 So that means you killed half a man.
而且你们 五人之力 And it took flve of you...
才杀 了 一个小宝宝 to klll a ilttle itty bitty baby.
天 Shlt.
你们好 女士们 Hellc, ladles.
我很男 人 我会去找你们 的 I am all man, and I am coming for you.
我们会插遍你们所有的洞 We're gonna fuck all your holes.
这是你们 的福气 Count yourselves lucky.
你们被最棒的 男 人操 了 You got fucked hy the hest.
还有8小 时1 2分钟 EIght hours and twelve minutes.
快乐 才刚 刚开始 The fun ls just oeglnnlng.
我听不到他们 了 I don't hear them anymore.
我也听不到 听着 Me neither. Listen.
我觉得我们该找个房间 I thlnk we should flnd a room.
守在里面 等着事情过去 Barricade ourselves In. Walt it out.
我赞同这点干 I second the barricade idea.
我厌倦 了 这种捉迷藏 I'm slck of this hldeandseek horse shlt.
要动脑干 Got to use your head.
他们不希望我们坐一晚上 They don't want for us to be sitting around all nlght on cur back slde.
等等 查理 你半小 时没说一句 话 Ckay' hold on. Chariy' we haven't heard you In the last half an hour.
你什么意见 你的一票跟我们 同样分量 What do you say你huh? Your vcte counts llke mlne.
我建议我们去找这些变态 割破他们 的喉咙 I say we hunt these freaks down and sllt thelr fucking throats.
好 All rlght.
要操你的 阴 洞 Gonna fuck your pussy hole.
我们要操你那小 小 的褐色 的洞 We're gonna fuck that tlny little hrown hole.
我们 也要操你的 眼洞 And we're gonna fuck your eye hole, tco.
每个洞都插一根鸡鸡 A cock In each mothertucklng socket.
我们要操你的 嘴洞 We're gonna fuck your mouth hole.
要操你的 阴 洞 We're gonna fuck your pussy hole.
我们要操你那小 小 的褐色 的洞 We're gonna fuck that tlny little hrown hole.
我们 也要操你的 眼洞 And we're gonna fuck your eye hole, tco.
什么声音 What's that sound?
你听到 了 吗 Do you hear it?
是来 自 这个人偶 it's coming from the fuck doll.
这不是人偶 That's no fucking doll.
天啊 天啊 Jesus Christ' ch' God!
熊猫 熊猫 怎么 回 事 Fanda. Fanda. What the fuck?
别在我面前发疯 拜托 Don't fllp out on me now, man. Ccme on.
救救我 Help me, please.
我需要回 家 太家都在等我 I need to go home. Everyone ls waiting for me.
天啊 Sweet Jesus.
帮我解开她 Help me untle her.
不 不 No' no' no, no, no' no' no' no.
你 叫 什么名 字 孩干 What's your name, honey?
乔治娜 ' 维克 多 乔治娜 Georgina Victor. Georgina.
但我丈夫称呼我小乔治 But my hushand calls me little Gecrgle.
等等 等等 Hold the fuck up, hold the fuck up.
放我下来 熊猫 你怎么看 Put me the fuck down. Panda' what do you thlnk?
我们不能 冒 险放开她 Wo don't take the chance and let her run loose.
她不是他们 的人 She ain't one of them.
看看她 看看她 Look at her. Look at her.
我不管她是谁的 女儿 She mlght be somebody's daughter for all I know.
这里 的 事太疯狂 了 Thls ls getting crazy around here.
你闭 嘴 Shut the fuck up.
熊猫 你闭 嘴 Fanda, shut the fuck up.
他说的对 这不是好主意 He's rlght, this ls nct a good ldea.
拜托 我知道一条出 路 Flease, please, I know a way out.
我偷听到他们说话 了 我相信你 I've heard them talking. I helleve you.
等等 等等 Welt, walt, walt, walt.
糟糕 他们找到我们 了 Shlt, they fucking found us.
我们要关上门 We got to secure the door.
我就知道 我就知道 I knew it. I fucking knew it.
她发 出 了 警报 她发 出 了 警报 She sounded the alarm. She sounded the fucking aiarm.
你这贱人 You psycho fucking bitch.
我认得你 塔拉哈西 莫林 我认得你 Yeah, I know you. Tallahassee, Mollne. I know you.
闭 嘴 吧 罗斯科 Shut the fuck up, Roscoe.
你不 听我的 你不 听我的 You don't listen to me. You do not listen to me.
看看她 看看她 Look at her. Look at her.
混蛋 Fucking asshcie.
你被她骗 了 Yeu are falling for her.
我们要有东西堵住这个门 We've got to get scmethlng to block off the dcor.
这些管干怎么样 How about one of these pipes?
看着我 看着我 Look at me, look at me.
你到底帮不帮我 Are you fucking going to help me or not?
看着我 Look at me.
该死 Fuck.
该死 Fuckl
上帝保佑你 上帝保佑你 Bless you. Bless you.
我解不开金属丝 I can't get the wlres.
在她肉 里 了 扯 出 来就是 it's In her fucking skln. Rlp it out.
你觉得这能挡得住吗 Thlnk it'll hold?
不能 No.
救我出 去 Get me out of here!
该死 Fuckl
我就知道 我就知道 I knew it. I knew it.
你这贱人 You fucking bltch.
这是个笼干 it's a fucking cage.
该死 的 这是个笼干 Goddamn it. it's a fucking cage.
查看一下后面 Check the hack.
该死 的 我就知道 Goddamn it. I knew it.
我就知道 该死 的 没人听我的 I knew it. Goddamn it. Noocdy listens to me.
你好 妈妈 你想我 了 吗 Hl, there, Momma. Yeu mlss me?
乔治 Georgie!
看看这只猫拖进来 了 什么 Lcok what the fucking cat drug In.
两只瞎耗干 Two hllnd mlce.
看他们 多傻 See how they're dumo.
就连老 鼠都知道怎么走 出 迷 宫 Even the fucking mlce know how to get cut of the maze' motherfuckers.
看来我需要个新包 了 Looks llke I need a new fuck hag.
等我杀 了 这家伙 下个就是你 And after I get done with pork chop, you're it.
维纳斯 到我身后 Venus, get hehlnd me.
要杀她 你要先杀 了 我 You got to go through me for her.
你将是我的包 放马 来吧 You're gonna oe my fuck oag. Come on, orlng it.
这骑士风度一文不值 Ali that chivalry ls worthiess' motherfucker.
就像公猪的乳头 Llke tlts on a ooar hog.
来啊 见识一下我的宝贝 络腮胡 Come on, oltch. Meet Mr. Fucking Dlck Head, sldehurns.
熊猫 Fanda!
你这贱人 You fucking bltch.
我很想梦想成真吧 贱人 You do llke to make it happen, don't you, oltch?
不 我永远不会死 No, I'll never fucking dle!
我不想死 I don't want to dle.
我不想来这里 的 是他们逼我来的 I don't want to he here. They make me he here.
我们 只 是这个游戏 中 的棋干 We're all pawns In this stupid game.
我们不想干 的 We don't want to do it.
你和我都是同样的 You and me, we're the same.
我们 是同样的 兄弟 We're the same, orother.
好 兄弟 Ckay, brother.
这 东西能用 得上 That thing's gonna come In handy.
该死 Fuck.
好 罗斯科 我扶着你 我扶着你 All rlght, Roscoe, I got you, I got you.
趁着这笼干还没关上 我们赶紧走 Let's get out of here before that damn thing siams shut agaln.
查理 拿着 另 一个电锯 Charly, plck up that other chainsaw.
这 电锯 段 了 那就别管 了 Fucking chaln snapped. Leave it.
该死 Fuck.
还有7小 时3分钟 Seven hours and three minutes.
我想是时候重新评估概率 了 I oelleve it's tlme to recalculate the odds.
准备好打开你们 的钱包吧 Frepare to cpen your purses.
该死 Shlt.
我伤 的 多重 How fucked am I?
不知道 看起来挺严重 I don't know, man. it lcoks pretty had.
是啊 感觉也很严重 Yeah, it feels pretty oad.
必须系 紧 了 包住伤 口 You've got to get this tlght enough to keep it shut.
对那些哭着跑出 鬼屋的孩干们 你会说什么 What's that thlng you say to the klds coming out of the spook house In tears?
怎么 了 只管告诉我 Why? Just tell me.
只有懦夫才会哭 要坚强 小家伙 Crying ls fer pussies, so go grow a palr, you hlg oahy.
你也要坚强一点 小家伙 Get ready to grow a palr, you hlg oahy.
天 God.
并不是很疼吧 That wasn't so oad, huh?
请注意 请注意 Attention, attention.
一号 1 /40 Number one, odds 40 to 1 .
二号 1 /300 Number two' cdds 300 to 1 .
三号 1 /1 白万 Number three' one milllcn to one.
该死 Fuck.
五号 1 /300 FIve, odds 300 to one.
性和死亡就要来 了 Sex and Death are on thelr way.
怎么 回 事 What the fuck ls going on?
你看到什么 了 吗 Yeu see anything?
我什么都没看到 All I see ls a ounch of ncthlng.
感觉很疯狂 it seems crazy.
在这里等着被攻击 Welting here to oe attacked.
乱走动的话就会掉脑袋 Running around with our heads cut off.
他们想给我们个机会让我们掉脑袋 Went to glve us a chance to get our heads cut off.
叫 其他人来 Get the others.
跟我来 出 事 了 Ccme with me. Shit's going down.
你留在这里 你什么意思 Come on. Stay here. What are you talking about?
我马 上就回 来 Be rlght oack.
我可干不过这个人 Aln't no way I gclng toe to tce with that guy.
最好的办法是我绕过去 All rlght, my hest play ls I circle around...
从背后后把他打晕 coldcock him frcm the back slde.
我到 了 位置之后 Now, once I'm In place...
你们 分散他注意力 y'all create a distraction.
我只有一次机会 因 此你们要做好 了 Cnly gonna get one shot. So you go们o make it proper.
死亡来唱 它 安静的歌 Death has come to slng lts qulet song.
他们不管怎么藏 也不会长久 How they hlde, for it won't he long.
死亡 出 手一次 然后 它就消失 了 Death strikes cnce, and then it's gone.
你们在 哪儿 混蛋们 Where are you' you llttie fucking cunts?
我想看看你们 I want to see you.
我可不 留在这里 Fuck if I'm going to fucking stay here.
该死 的 Goddammit.
来啊 我们在这里 Ccme on. We're rlght here.
过来抓我啊 Come on' come and get it.
宝贝 小心你身后 Bahy, oehlnd you.
真不错 女人来救援 了 How nlce. The women are here to save the day.
来啊 来 女士们 过来 Ccme on. Come, ladles, come here.
熊猫 熊猫 来 来啊 Fanda, Fanda. Come, come on.
我想操你 I want to fuc你ycu!
我好怕 I'm so scared.
喂 Hl.
强壮的 白 人猎手 Great whlte hunter.
我该怎么处置你呢 What am I going to do with you?
你想舔舔我的棒棒糖吗 Would you llke a llck of my lolly?
我记得你 I rememoer you.
很荣幸你还记得我 I'm so flattered you rememher me.
现在是打猎时间 了 吗 Is it hunting tlme now?
那么现在呢 Cr how ahout now?
别担心 太力木手 Don't worry, Fopeye.
总会是别人的错 it's always someone's fault.
来吧 贱人 来杀 了 我 Come here' bitch. Come and get me.
我吃 了 很 多菠菜 爽得很 Well, I am kind of hlgh frcm eating ali my spinach.
也许我真的该让你解脱 了 I guess maybe I should really put you out of your misery.
该死 Fuckl
贱人 Bltch.
你去死 Fuck you.
混蛋 来啊 Motherfucker, come on.
我能感觉到你的 恐惧 I can feel your fear.
那是一种奇怪的 气味 it's llke a strange smell.
喂 走开 Hey! Scatl
你要她吗 Yeu want her?
那就退后 否则 我割破她的喉咙 Then oack off, or I'll sllt her fucking throat.
不 不 不要 不要 No, no, no' don't' dcn't' don't.
别伤她 Don't hurt her.
别这么做 别这么做 Don't do that. Don't do that.
你可 以杀我 You can klll me.
维纳斯 Venus.
宝贝 不 Baoy, nol
不 No!
宝贝 不 Bahy. No!
你还等什么 What are you waiting for?
我们不能 We can't.
动手 动手 Do it. Do it.
不 不 No! No! No!
不 No!
你想怎么处置她 查理 What do you want to do with her, Charly?
下一步是什么 What ls the next step?
我们必须小心安排下一步 We must calculate the next step very carefully.
死亡人本来是我们 的保障 DeathHead was our safoty net.
但既然他 已经死 了 But slnce he has expired...
用 重击人怎么样 Could I suggest BashHead?
他这人不是完全可靠 He can't be trusted to cicse the deal properly' no.
你去死 贱人 Fuck you, oltch.
或者狂怒人？ 太疯癫 了 Mayoe RageHead. Too irrational.
操 Fuck.
我相信只有一个合理的 I helleve there ls only one lcglcal...
又有吸 引 力 的选择 and still compelling choice.
耶 Ch, yeah.
厄运人 DocmHead.
操 贱人 Fuck' fuck. Bltch.
你们 同意这个决定吗 Are we In agreement on that decision?
同意 Agreed.
耶 Fucking yeah.
就是厄运人 了 it ls DoomHead.
欧耶 欧耶 Ch' yeah. Ch' yeah' ch' yeah.
谁来给他打 电话 Who's going to make the call?
欧耶 欧耶 Ch, yeah, oh, yeah.
欧耶 Ch, yeah.
操 别接电话 Fuck. Don't answer that phcne.
别接 Don't answer It.
电话可 以等 别接 it can walt, don't answer it.
现在不要停 Fuck, you don't stop now.
这是业务电话 Thls ls ouslness.
喂 Yeah?
我今年没打算工作的 Thlng is' I reaily wasn't planning on working this year.
现在 我有一个太奶干的 美女 Rlght now, I get a pretty decent plece of pussy...
正在我面前分开腿 with a blg 'cl ass spread rlght In frcnt of me.
去年收费的 两倍 Douhle last year's fee.
好的 我一个半小 时后到 Done. I'll he there In g0 minutes.
是谁 Who was that?
走开 Fuck off.
是谁啊 宝贝 Whc was it, oahy?
这人 不管你信不信 That, helleve it or nct...
是 " 关你屁事 " 先生 was Mr. None CfYourFucklngBuslness.
你走 了 我怎么办 Yeah, well' what the fuck am I supposed to do?
你可 以用 自 己手指 Well, you can stlck your fingers In your dripping twat...
给 自 己弄完 或者你就走 and finish yourself off, or get the fuck out.
说实话 我并不 关心 Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
你这人大 自 以为 是 了 Yeu know, you're pretty full of yourself.
没人敢惹你这个太人物 去你的 吧 Nooody messes with Mr. Blg Shot. Well, fuck you.
贱人 当 一个人每天都很顺利 的 时候 Bltch, when you run a pertoct game day after day...
这不 叫 运气 这 叫 能力 ain't luck, hon. Sklll.
我走之前至少能洗个澡吧 Can I at least take a shower oefore I go?
不行 Negative.
扭着你的屁股走吧 Take that sticking ass and hlt the bricks.
你们 听到 了 吗 Do you hear that?
天 我好喜欢这歌 God, I lcve that song.
天 我真希望是在加 州 Shlt. I wlsh I was In California.
我有 多少时间 What am I working with?
4小 时37分钟 Fcur hours and thlttyseven minutes.
这么长 的 时间 足够我杀你全家 I can klll your whcle family In that amount of tlme.
我没疯 我有 自 制 力 I,m not crazy, I'm In control.
我没疯 我有 自 制 力 I,m not crazy, I'm In control!
我没有 操 I,m not. Fuckl
操 Fuckl
诸位 Gentlemen.
你们今晚都下班吧 Teke the rest cf the nlght off.
后面 的 交给我 I'll handle it from here.
杀人学校 Murder school...
现在开始上课 了 well, it's now In sesslcn.
喂 贱人 Hey, hltch.
你 以为砍掉我的脑袋我就死 了 吗 Dld you reaily thlnk cutting my head off was going to keep me down?
我把脑袋很快缝回 去 了 现在感觉好的很 I got that mothertucker sewn oack on pronto, and I am feeling groovy.
看 我们并不是人 See' we ain't human around here. No' no, no.
你是不是明 白 了 什么 Aln,t you learned shlt, yet?
喂 哥哥 看这里 Hey, orother, looky over here.
你想看些滑稽的 事吗 You want to see something mad funny?
你好 五号 Hey, there number five.
欢迎参加 派对 Welcome to the party.
这是给你的一个问题 Here's your flrst question.
什么是比操孕妇更变态的 What's sicker than fucking a pregnant oltch?
天 我不知道 Gee, I don't kncw.
什么是比操孕妇更变态的 What ls sicker than fucking a pregnant hltch?
是让胎儿 做 口 活 Getting a blowjcb frcm the baby.
再来一个 好 好 Do another one, man. All rlght' ali rlght.
下一个 五号 Next cne' number five.
洋葱和妓女 的 区别 是什么 What is the dlfforence between an cnlon and a whcre?
唉 我不知道 Ch, shucks, I don't know.
我应该知道的 因 为我也是妓女 是什么 区别 Though I should, 'cause I am a whcre. What Is it?
等等 等等 这个我知道 Walt, walt, walt, I know this one.
让我来猜 让我来猜 Let me do it, let me do it.
好 兄弟 你猜吧 Ail rlght' brother, you go ahead.
洋葱和妓女 的 区别 是 The difference between an onion and a whore ls...
我切洋葱时会哭 I cry when I cut colons.
没事 没事 it's okay, it's okay' it's okay.
没事 it's okay.
没事 It's all rlght.
罗斯科 Roscoe.
我做 了 个噩梦 I had the worst nightmare.
还有比这现实更差的噩梦吗 How can a nightmare he any worse than this reality?
不可能 it can't.
我睡 了 多久 How long was I asieep?
不知道 I don't know.
到现在 我已经 At this polnt I don't know...
分不 出 一小 时和一分钟 了 if it's a minute or an hour.
查理在 哪儿 Where's Charly?
喂 Hey' did...
查理在 哪儿 Where's Charly?
她去走廊上找工具 了 She went down the hall to see what she could flnd.
你任 由 她一个人 出 去？ You let her go out on her own?
我能拦得住吗 Llke I was going to stop her?
你这 白 痴 白 痴 You ldlot. An ldlot.
她特别说过你要留在这里 She specifically sald fer you to stay here.
这我做不到 Well, that's nct going to happen.
拜托 维纳斯 Come on, Venus.
别逗我 了 Give me a fucking break.
原谅我问一下 神父 Excuse me for asking, father...
如 果有一个活下来的人 我们该怎么做 hut what exactly ls the protocol if we have a survivor?
厄运人从未让我们 失望过 DoomHead has never failed us.
他会做到 的 不负期望 He wlll deliver, as expected.
我没任何不尊重之意 可这不是她问 的 问题 I mean no disrespect, hut that was not the questlcn.
我建议你们投下最后 的赌注 I suggest you make sure your flnal wagers are In order.
很好 谢谢你 亲爱 的 谢谢 Lovely. Thank you, darling, thank you.
很好 很好 Loveiy' lovely' lovely.
是的 我的赌注 Rlght, my wager.
500万 Flve milllcn.
我拒绝 了 我不下注 了 I respecffully decline. I am out.
你肯定不会的 Cf course you are.
不是人人都能玩得起这种太额赌注 Flaying with the hlg ocys isn't everyone's cup of tea.
我跟庄 I wlll take that bet.
再加 倍 And douhle it.
查理 Charly?
好 现在 比赛才开始 了 Ail right' now we have ourselves a game.
那么让我们继续吧 So, let us ccntlnue.
查理 Charly?
你闻到 了 吗 You smell that?
怪味 Cdd smell.
我把我的鸡鸡抽 出 一个婊干的屁股 I didn't yank my crusty old dong out of some whore's asshole...
不是为 了 很快的杀人的 for a quickie wham, bam, thank you' ma'am.
我要慢慢的享受 I came to get down and dlrty.
是的 Ch, yeah.
拜托 Flease...
放过他们 let them llve.
你凭什么 以为 What ls l你abcut me that glves you...
我会饶 了 他们 some lmpresslcn that I would spare them?
如 果让你误会 了 'Cause if that's the case...
我真该再改善一下我的形象 了 then I really got to wcrk on my person to person demeanor.
遗憾的 是 Unfertunately...
其他的笨蛋和 白 痴们 让你有 了 最不值钱的感觉 those other fools and idiots gave you the mcst worthless feeling.
这个感觉就是希望 And that feeling ls hope.
独角 兽活着排出 神奇的彩虹 The unicorn allve shitting the maglc ralnoow...
这只 是幻觉 it's hut an llluslon.
生命只不过是肮脏的 Life Is nothing but the stinking filthy boneyard...
死亡陷阱的墓地 of dead rotting tramps.
你看到维纳斯 了 吗 Dld you see Venus?
你怎么问我 我让她和你在一起的 What are you talking aocut, man? I left her here with you.
该死 的 Fuck me.
请注意 请注意 Attention, attention.
还有3小 时4分钟 Three hours and four minutes.
时间过得真快 How tlme flles.
获胜 的战士先有必胜信念 然后去参战 Victorious warriors wln first, then go to war.
而失败的战士 Whlle defeated warriors...
他们先去参战 然后寻求获胜 they go to war flrst then seek to wln.
你们 是哪一类人 Whlch are you?
我是个战争的绅士 I'm a gentleman of war.
所 以我给你们一点时间去纪念 Sc I'll glve you a moment of peace and tranqulllty...
你们死去的战友 with your fallen comrade.
对 了 By the way...
去阴 间 的大 门现在正式打开 了 the doors to the outside wcrld are now offlclaily open.
你们可 以去看看 Feel free to wander the grounds.
我们 走 Ccme cn' let's go.
这是个死胡 同 是个死胡 同 it's a fucking dead end. A goddamn dead end.
该死 的 Damn.
这是什么 What's this?
这个 这个 Thls, this, this.
就是它 就是它 Thls ls fucking it. Thls is fucking It.
帮帮我 就是它 Help me, help me. Thls Is it.
加 油 在上升 了 Come on. it's rising.
来 帮帮我 Come on. Help me.
你怎么看 What do you thlnk?
这是你最好的机会 it's your oest chance.
是我们 最好的机会 You mean our hest chance.
不 我不行 了 我不能下去 No, I don't. I can't get down there.
费 了 这么太 的劲 你却要抛下我？ After everything, this ls where you hall on me?
不 这事还没完 No, this shlt ain't over.
我不能下去 我不能 I can,t get down there. I can't.
你能 You can.
靠 他来 了 快进去 Fuck, he's coming. Get In there.
我尽可能拖住他 I'll hold hlm off as long as I can.
等等 我不走 Walt, I'm not leaving.
快走 Fucking go.
我不能扔下你 快下去 I'm not leaving wlthcut you. Get the fuck down there.
快进去 跟我一起走 Get the fuck in there. Get In here with me.
笨蛋 进去 快闭 嘴走人 Stupid bltch, get In there. Shut the fuck up and get out cf here.
进去 Get the fuck In there.
至少我能死在新鲜空气 中 At least I get to dle In the fresh alr.
喂 混蛋 Hey, fuck headl
过来 Get over here!
过来 混蛋 Get the fuck over here' fuck head!
你到底还打不打 You trying to flght me cr fuck me?
你去死 Fuck you.
天 Fuck.
五号 Number flve.
在取得这种成就的 时刻 In moments of great accomplishment such as this...
我感觉需要庆祝一下 I feel the need to celehrate.
我发现最好的 时光 I feund that the hest of tlmes...
就是在我们忘记时间 的 时刻 happens exactly at the polnt we lcse track of them.
我们必须学会延长这一时刻 学会享受 We must traln ourselves to extend the moment and learn to llve.
在休息的 时刻抽 烟 Smoke In tlmes of rest...
是独身战士的好伙伴 ls a great companion to the solitary soldier.
知道这是谁的名 言 吗 You know who sald that?
知道这是谁的名 言 吗 Do you know sald that?
你 以为我管是谁的名 言 吗 Do you really thlnk I glve a fuck?
是人人都喜欢的 革命的 马 克思主义者切 ' 格瓦拉的名 言 it was everyone's favorite revolutionary Marxist, Che Guevara.
只不过 他吸的 是烟斗 Except, I thlnk he smoked a plpe.
我觉得我如 果吸烟斗就显得太狂妄 了 I always thought I'd appear rather pretentlcus with a plpe.
看着这个真正勇 士的 眼睛 Lcok lnto the eyes cf a true champlcn.
看着 Look.
看着这个真正勇 士的 眼睛 Lcok lnto the eyes cf a true champlcn.
这样才乖 That's a gcod girl.
没事的 it's all okay.
喘 口 气 Catch your breath.
喘 口 气 没事的 Catch your breath. it's okay.
没事的 it's okay.
就这样 There you go.
放松 小姑娘 Relax, little glrl.
好 了 Well, well' well...
我们 是不是要用 白 教堂血案的风格 shall we do this whlte chapel style, then?
红色 的 泪 我亲爱 的玛丽 ' 凯利 Bloody red tears, my dear Mary Kelly.
不得不说我很尊敬你 I have to say I do respect you.
不过 But...
你是时候去死 了 it's tlme to dle.
放下武器 放下武器 Weapons down. Weapons down.
混蛋 Motherfucker!
三十一结束 了 Thlttycne has come to an end.
你这走运的混蛋 You lucky fucking dlrty little cunt.
看来难 以置信的 事发生 了 it seems the unthlnkahle has happened.
有 了 一个幸存者 We have a winner.
你打算怎么处置她 What exactly wlll you do with her?
这事我要先考虑一下 I'm going to have to get back to you on that one.
谢谢你们又一次参加令人兴奋的三十一 Thank you for another exciting year of 81 .